The Museum Gifte Shoppe

From Wiki

[edit] Things you'ld like (and some you probably dont...)

[edit] At least you wont find them anywhere else (i guess...)

[edit] Things With Our Logo On Them

• MSM Latte Mugs
• MSM Dental Floss. Dentists recommend twice a day!
• MSM Lip-Balm

[edit] Clothing and T-shirts

• MSM Logo T-shirts
• Periodic Table of Elements T-shirts
• Polka-Dot T-shirts
• "Post Modernism is Killing Us" Caps
• Virgisaurus T-shirts
• "White River Junction... It's not so Bad!" T-shirts

[edit] Books and Booklettes

The latest brochure describes the various collections of the Museum and is thread-bound, with a tastily attractive green paper cover.

• A Description of the Collections. This hand-bound booklette features discursive text, softened with lots of pictures of our artifacts.
• The Diary of Sabrina Hoisington. One girl's journey west from Vermont to Woodstock, Champagne county, Ohio in 1817. She hears wolves. They have American Indian travelling companions. They get their stuff ripped off. It's a typical Amerian road-trip!
• "What Is It? We Have It. You Want to See It!. Our Hand-bound Brochure

[edit] Genuine Relics

• Silt from the 1927 Flood
• Souvenirs of the Watergate Hotel and Office Building, Washington, D.C.

[edit] Other Stuff

• • Butterfly T-shirts*

The Humping Dog USB Port, from Japan. Sooo cute!

• Ceramic Mug, Blue and White. With a Greek Key. Just like the paper ones you get at Greek take-out places. "We are Happy to Serve You!"

The Virgisaurus. One of our best-loved sales items. Now discontinued, but stay tuned for more information on its future production!